mos craciun

well my instructor nausica has given me a lot of temă de casă not that i mind in fact it's really funny - so i have 25 questions to write about santa.... so here is the first few....possibly killing the language again :) english version after the ro version below...dar scriu in romaneste prima....apoi in engleza.
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how does santa stay awake so long?

Este mohorât să spun, Mos a avut problematică oribila! Un ani, el nu a putut nimic. El a fost trimis la policlinică "Betty Ford." Acolo el a fost să relaxa, pentru ca a fost deprins cu drogurile si mulți pilule. Acum el bea cafea să stă treaz si dupa sarbatorile de iarnă a mers pe vacanță.
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how does santa get into houses without chimneys?

Mos poate intra case, deoarece a lucrat pentru DARPA si a avut informații strict secret. El a învațat să încalca structură lui molecular. Deci el poate calătorie prin pereți.
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does santa earn any money?

Mos este foarte bogat, nici doar în spirit dar cu bani. în primavară si vară, spiridus lui tipară bani pentru fiecare guvernămănt în lume. La fel o banca, atelierului beneficia.

what does santa look like in your country?

În statele unite Mos este graz. El are o barbă alba si parului lung. Rosu este coloare lui favorit. El este o omul simplu ce moda este topicul.

engleza

how does santa stay awake so long?

It's sad to say that Santa had a horrible problem! One year he couldn't do anything. He was sent to the clinic "Betty Ford." There he had to relax, for he was addicted to drugs and many pills. Now he drinks coffee to stay awake and after the winter holidays he goes on vacation.
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how does santa get into houses without chimneys?

Santa can enter houses, because he worked for DARPA and had top secret information. He learned how to change his molecular structure. So he can travel through walls.
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does santa earn any money?

Santa is very rich, not only in spirit but with money. In spring and summer his elves print money for every gov't in the world. Like a bank his workshop benefits.
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what does santa look like in your country?

In the US he is fat. he has a beard and long hair. red is his favorite color. he is a simple man when it comes to fashion.